B- Hey, buddy! Sorry we haven't been down to visit you guys lately. It's been pretty active up at the lodge and we haven't been able to get away.
R- What do you need to get away from Beel?
B- I mean we were just busy...
R- It works good if you run away from things you need to get away from.
B- I'm not sure that would be the right way to handle...
R- Or kick them. That works really good.
B- I'm SURE that would be the wrong way to handle our guests. But we are here now. Last time we dropped by we noticed that you guys had picked up a bunch of burrs in your manes and forelocks. You look like "Alfalfa" and Jesse looks like "Trump".
R- Alfalfa is good. And tromping is another good way to get away from things that bother you.
B- No...I mean... aarg. Let's just get those burrs out of y'alls hair, okay? Here's your halter so we can...
B- Aww, come on buddy! Stop walking away. I'm just going to brush your hair.
R- Nope. When you put my head rope on my head you climb on my back and you are fat.
B- Stop walking. I am not fat. I weigh within 5 pounds of what I weighed 16 years ago when I got you.
R- Pounds bigger or pounds smaller?
B- Quit walking away from me. Five pounds more, but...
B- I'm not fat, and I'm not even going to climb on you today. I just want to brush your hair.
B- Look, Jesse, Washoe and Henry are all in the holding pen waiting nicely, and I'm out here walking in circles...
R- Walking is good for you. It will make you less fat.
B- I'M NOT FAT! YOU ARE JUST GETTING OLD!
R- Fat and mean.
B- Oh, right. you just let Juanita walk up to you and put her arms around your neck.
R- Waneeta is not mean. Or fat. She is nice.
R- Hello Beel. It is a good day. Do you have any treats for me?
B- Jerk. Walking off for 20 minutes. What is wrong with you?
R- Walking is also a good way to get away Beel.