R- Go away now Beel.
B- No, really, horse. What do you know about this "electric fence gate spring coil" that is stretched to 10 times it's maximum length, the hook/handle is broken off and it was found lying 20 yards from the gate it was supposed to be hooked up to?
R- That is a very dangerous snake-monster. It bites. You are holding it. Go away now.
B- This spring was installed less than a month ago. It replaced the last one that got all stretched out of shape. Which had replaced the one before THAT that got ruined. I could never figure out who was destroying these things, until this time, I found a wad of brown and black tail hairs tangled up in it.
R- It will bite you Beel. And it will follow you and keep on biting you when you run away Beel. Go away now.
B- Both of your pasture mates are white horses. Only you have brown and black hair.
R- If you just stand near it it will attack you Beel.
B- Maybe you should swish you tail just a little further away from the gate from now on?
R- Maybe you should go away Beel. It is mean.
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Love it. Murphy says bend it like Beckham.
ReplyDeleteoh my poor Ranger! nothing worse than a metal electric snake!
ReplyDeletePoor Ranger, this must be a scarey thing to have your tail grabbed like that, that old electric snake is after horses with black brown tails I think.
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