B- Hey, Ranger! Let's go for a walk. You had your feet trimmed a couple days ago and the next day you gimped around a little. Let's see if you're better now.
R- Okay Beel.
B- Juanita is going to walk Reba the lodge dog along with us. We'll see if the dog is any better at ignoring the BIG SCARY horse.
R- Ree-bah is a very strange little dog. Why is it on a rope Beel?
B- We need to keep her from running off if you scare her.
R- Why am I on a rope Beel? I am not scared of the little dog.
B- I am just going to lead you for a while. I want to keep the weight off your feet til we see if they are okay.
B- Alrighty, Buddy. We've gone about a half mile, and you haven't tripped or limped once. I'll just climb on bare-back and finish up this walk by riding.
R- All right Beel.
R- MONSTER COMING DOWN THE ROAD. WE MUST RUN AWAY.
B- Ranger, dag-nab it, It's just a...
R- MONSTER. IT IS A MONSTER AND WE MUST LEAVE NOW.
B- Fine, let's step off the road here and let the truck go on...
B- Wait- I'm on you bareback and...
R- WE MUST JUMP OFF OF THE ROAD AND LET THE MONSTER GO BY.
B- Now just hold on...
B- Whew. Fine, you jerk. We're off the road and the truck with the big pipe on it is passing by.