R- Okay Beel. First I must poop.
R- Good.
R- Now you can put my head rope on my head.
B- Wow, buddy. You are being very cooperative today.
B- Let's go bareback this afternoon. This is great! You're walking very smoothly today. No limping at all.
R- It is a very good day Beel.
B- Say, we have some guests in the back yard that I bet would like to meet you. Let's cut through the lodge and...
R- No.
B- Aww, come on buddy. We've gone through the lodge before and you were fine. Why not this time?
R- On the before time you were walking in front of me. Now you are sitting on my back.
B- What difference could that possibly make?
R- When you are in front of me the monsters will get you because you are slow and not strong. I can get away. If you are sitting on me I will be slow. It is all about monsters Beel.
B- There ain't no monsters, Ranger. Ah well, It's not worth the battle. We'll just go around the back through the side yard...
R- MONSTERS BEEL!
B- GAH!! Whew. No Ranger. They are crates. Wooden boxes. You know that when you jump away from stuff like that you have to go up to it and touch it with your nose. Let's do it.
R- Okay Beel. *touch* But the krate monsters were not there in the before times.
B- Nope, they're new. Now let's go talk with the guests.
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B- Very good, Ranger. You were a perfect example of a good mustang. Now, let's go around...
R- MONSTERS BEEL!
B- You moron! That is the same set of crates that were there 10 minutes ago. Touch 'em.
R- *touch*
B- Allrighty. Now let's go around the... Oops some new guests just pulled up in the parking lot out front and are looking for the folks sitting out back. Let's just walk with them back to meet the folks we were just talking with...
R- MONSTERS BEEL!
B- RANGER YOU ARE BEING A COMPLETE $#!T. JUST STOP THAT! NOW TOUCH THEM.
R- *touch*
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B- Okay, introductions are made, let's go out front and around the block. Wait...Ranger...where...what are you doing...
R- *touch* You make me touch the krate monsters every time we go by so I just did.
B- I only make you touch it because you jump and snort and... never mind. Let's go for a walk.
R- Okay Beel. It is a very good day.
B- You're right buddy. I couldn't agree more. Let's ride!
You need to publish a book of these conversation! They are so funny!! His reasoning about you being slow and not strong is probably what all our horses are thinking.
ReplyDeleteLove these talks. Funny how they are the same ones I have with my mustang. Lol
ReplyDeleteLOL. ^^^^ What Linda said. This would make a great book with your illustrations. Crates scare me too. 1. You have to store Sh*t in them which means you get more junk and then you become a hoarder. 2. They move on their own. 3. They have slats to see us with.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Linda and Momma Fargo...you should publish a book. I'd buy it.
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