This time of year, the lodge is only open on weekends, so Juanita and I have time to do things together. We go for rides on our horses, go to town to go shopping, go to our dentist and doctor appointments, etc. A couple days ago we went to the laundry mat to wash a bunch of comforters. Next door to the laundry was one of those chain-hair-cutting places, though not the chain I usually go to. My usual hair-cutting place has a computer network that tells the stylist how I like my hair. This is important, as I lack the communication skills necessary to let the stylist know how I should look when they are done with my head.
"How do you normally brush you hair?" she asked.
"I just brush it straight back." I replied.
"Umm... I don't think there is enough left to do that with now." was her response. "Would you like to buy some gel?"
This morning I looked into the mirror and said "My head looks like an unwatered, dead Chia Pet." Brown and gray stubble growing out of a clay head. Nice. Fortunately, it only adds to my image as a man of mystery.
"Why do you suppose he did THAT to his head?"
Bill
I like my Chia pet; it's actually kinda cute.
ReplyDeleteJuanita
Hey you'd be surprised Bill- LOTS of ladies like their men with a hair cut like that! Unless you have a pointed head that is.... ;)
ReplyDeleteBill, God invented hats for a reason...so He don't have to look at the tops of our deforesting heads.
ReplyDeleteBill, I am dying here....LOL
ReplyDeleteI just got my hair cut the other night.
When she asked how I wanted it, I said, just give me an old mans hair cut.
I have slayed all my dragons and all I have left are a few itty Bitty lizards....
She asked if I wanted a 1 or 2, my response was I prefer 10's but as I have a 12 (Rach). I wasn't sure what she meant....
I went with the 2, and whooza, I think I have a pointed head....
Sorry Rach.....
Oh my gosh - the post was funny, and the comments have me rolling.
ReplyDeleteI can't quite picture the chia pet look, but I can tell you that the 12-year old tattooed chich who "deforested" Mr. Daddy left him with a rather confusing style.
I agree with the hats comment some days! (For me!)
Excuse me, I must go give Mr. Daddy a kiss for that "12" comment.
Oh, after I tell you that your word verification is "butesms". That has got to be good for something???