B- Hey Ranger! How do you like the new digs?
R- Hello Beel. This is a nice mountain side we are on.
B- Did you guys find the bale of hay we dropped on the snow for y'all?
R- We ate all of the hay Beel
B- Why, yes you did. Here are the strings.
R- The hay is gone now Beel.
B- There is grass all over the ground. Say, let me make a halter out of these strings and we can go for a quick ride, Ranger.
R- Okay Beel.
B- Tie-tie-tie.
B- Let's go, Buddy!
R&B- Ride-ride-ride.
B- Alrighty, Buddy. That was fun. Let me swing my leg over your head in my "ultra-fancy-showoff" dismount and...
R- BEEL. YOU KICKED ME IN THE HEAD.
B- Oh man, I am so sorry.
R- WHY DID YOU KICK ME IN THE HEAD BEEL?
B- Well, you have kicked me a time or two...
R- NOT IN THE HEAD BEEL.
B- Sorry.
R- Okay Beel.
R- But we are still out of hay.
Ha Ha...Beel instead of Bill.
ReplyDeleteThat is cute!
Hahaha...better get some hay. I think you may owe him.
ReplyDeleteIt has occurred to me that I am having a hard time picturing that fancy dismount. I just can't wrap my head around it. Can you post one of your famous drawings depicting just exactly how your foot met with his head? ;-)
ReplyDeleteBeel, I am in awe---evenvif you did clip him! I couldn't do that without tripping myself and falling flat in a month of Sundays!
ReplyDeleteHahaha..... last time a friend of mine did one of those fancy dismounts she ripped her joddies AND her unides on a saddle D..... and we were half way through a 4 hour trail ride!
ReplyDeleteLike Mary said....one of your fancy schmancy drawings is in order...and go get Ranger some more hay, too, while you're at it ;)
ReplyDelete~Lisa
:-)
ReplyDeleteA huge Ranger fan
Ha! One of the funniest things I've read today!!
ReplyDeleteUh, as a witness to the "fancy" dismount, I thought it looked like a blatant kick in the head. I'm pretty sure Beel was telling Ranger in his way to shut up about the hay thing :)
ReplyDeleteI am totally seconding Mary's request for a drawing of the event.
ReplyDeleteJust think... it could be your next Christmas towel!