Bill and Juanita, owners of Allenspark Lodge B&B, are living their dream...

running a successful business and riding as often as possible.



Tuesday, April 2, 2013

A Light Snow

We have had a light, continuous snow falling for a couple of days now.  Six or seven inches of wet snow.  It's a REALLY wet snow.  You know, the kind that makes killer snowballs that when you whop your brother/sister with it makes them cry?  GOOD snow.



Not good riding weather.   So, I do what any good horse owner does when you can't ride.

I break out the horse gear catalogs.


B- Hey Ranger, I need to get some more wormer for you.

R-  No Beel.

B-  This stuff is cheap.
R- Tastes bad Beel.




B-  These guys gave me a ball cap.
R-  Tastes bad Beel.




B-  This is apple flavored, Ranger
R-  You must not have ever eated an apple Beel.




B-  Okay, so no wormer today.  How about a new head stall?
B-  Look!  It's got 2 bits!  You would be a 2 bit horse!  Would that make you a quarter horse, Ranger?

R-  It would not be good for you to try to put that in my mouth Beel.  Not good at all.



B-  How about a new halter?


B-  Get it Ranger?  It looks like a halter that...oh, never mind.

R- No.



B-  How about a set of these?  In case you are feeling a little "light headed"?  Get it Ranger? Light head? Little?


R-  Stop now Beel.



B-  Say now!  You'd be styling in this!
 R-  That may be your worst idea ever Beel.



B-  Wait!  I found it!

B-  AWESOME!

B-  Ranger?        Ranger?



R-  Here Beel.  I finded a shirt for you to wear.
 R-  It says  "Kick me"



B-  You know, since I own horses, maybe a tattoo...






7 comments:

  1. I think cabin fever has definitely set in :)

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  2. I think the snow and being stuck inside makes you funny. Probably cuz you just got released...from the funny farm.

    Poor Ranger. What he has to put up with. LOL

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  3. Get Real! This too shall pass! Guess I'm not the only one getting unindated w/catalogs!

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  4. I often write lol, but I don't actually. With your posts Bill, I do. Lmao. Wait, it's actually still there. Lol

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  5. The worst idea ever one... yeah. Kinda freaky!

    And Light Headed.

    Snort.

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