B- Hay Ranger! How's it going, buddy?
R- Hello Beel. Do you have any treats?
B- You betcha. Here is an apple chunk.
R- That was good. Do you have more?
B- Sure thing. Have another. I have your new halter here...
R- Nope.
B- Ahhh, come back here. I just want to brush you a bit and see if the halter you got for Christmas fits.
R- Nope.
B- Now, why can you be SO GOOD about some things and SUCH A JERK about others?
R- Apples are good. Head ropes are bad.
B- We need a rule here. If I show up with the halter, you walk up to me. Okay?
R- Nope.
B- Come on Ranger, you understand rules. For instance, once you are caught you are a perfect gentleman. And if a gate is left open, you won't go through uninvited. Last week all three other horses stepped over the low hotwire in the pasture and ran off. You just stood there and hollered at them.
R- They had a very bad idea.
B- But they came right up to us when we called and let us put their halters on them.
R- They had another bad idea.
B- Okay, next time I'm bringing my rope to catch you with. I haven't thrown a loop in about 12 years since I tore my rotator cuff, but I'll give it a shot.
R- Beel.
B- Yes?
R- You are having a bad idea.
Bill and Juanita, owners of Allenspark Lodge B&B, are living their dream...
running a successful business and riding as often as possible.
running a successful business and riding as often as possible.
Thursday, March 3, 2016
Saturday, February 20, 2016
The Move
Her new home is fabulous; she will be working as the Equine Director for the Ironwood Springs Christian Camp, setting up therapeutic riding programs, and helping horses also, with special needs. The camp sits on 140 acres in southern MN and has a beautiful log lodge, indoor horse arena, lots of cabins and super fun stuff to do, like tubing, sleigh rides, hikes, you name it.
While there, Bill fell in love with Clyde - the camel. Who would think of finding a camel in MN?
| A Camel Selfie |
| Really? |
I got to pet Dot the deer in the petting zoo. Such a little sweet heart.
Wandering around the grounds in sunny, warm weather.
| The Snack Shack - the barn before a larger barn was built. |
| Their version of a BBQ - a big piece of old farm equipment that was turned into something that could cook hamburgers for multiples. |
| Miracle Lodge - all 28 rooms are wheel chair accessible. |
| An idea of what the inside was like - looking down from the 3rd floor to the main conference area. |
| How would you like a moose overlooking your meeting? |
The main theme was to build a bar that could be actually used. I don't think that was going to happen, but they had some interesting ones.
...and some interesting sculptures.
On our way home we saw different weather related stuff - like 5 semi trucks on their sides in the ditches within the first 100 miles after leaving the camp.
You just don't expect to see big trucks from this angle. It's quite scary when you are pulling a horse trailer out there. I guess there was big wind problems here at home, too. Glad to be back home.
Bionic Cowgirl
Wednesday, February 10, 2016
New Halters
Last week we had 17 inches of snow and below zero temps. This week we have a false spring with sunshine and temps in the low 60's. Gotta love Colorado.
We needed to meet with a neighbor whose horse is with ours; vet check and brand inspector kind of stuff getting ready for an upcoming trip. It seemed like a great day to try on new halters we got as Christmas presents.
Yes, she has her eyes closed, enjoying the sun while getting her tail brushed. The halter is almost too small, which is really odd since every halter we have bought her is too large. These are American Mustang halters; they must think these horses have smaller heads. I can barely get it behind her cheekbone. It is let out as far as possible. Losing some of the winter hair will help.
I have no idea why Washoe is sticking his tongue out, although grooming is not his favorite idea of a way to spend time. His halter fits better but is none too big. I think the halters are really pretty on them. Thank you GunDiva for the great gifts.
Ranger, however, did not get his picture with his as he declined putting it on.
Bionic Cowgirl
We needed to meet with a neighbor whose horse is with ours; vet check and brand inspector kind of stuff getting ready for an upcoming trip. It seemed like a great day to try on new halters we got as Christmas presents.
Yes, she has her eyes closed, enjoying the sun while getting her tail brushed. The halter is almost too small, which is really odd since every halter we have bought her is too large. These are American Mustang halters; they must think these horses have smaller heads. I can barely get it behind her cheekbone. It is let out as far as possible. Losing some of the winter hair will help.
I have no idea why Washoe is sticking his tongue out, although grooming is not his favorite idea of a way to spend time. His halter fits better but is none too big. I think the halters are really pretty on them. Thank you GunDiva for the great gifts.
| Ummm... |
| No |
Bionic Cowgirl
Friday, February 5, 2016
Reba Dog
Today is our 1 year got-iversary with Reba the lodge dog.
One year ago today we adopted her from the Humane Society. She chose Juanita and we couldn't leave without her (Juanita or the dog, either one). She has settled in quite well, and is fulfilling the role of lodge dog wonderfully.
When we first got her, she was a real scardy cat. She was afraid of the stairs, of hardwood floors and if I rolled up a newspaper, she would cower and shake.
Now she takes the stairs 3 at a time, treats the floors as her personal skating rink and will grab a rolled newspaper out of my hand while wagging her tail.
Vacuum cleaners, on the other hand...
She's a keeper.
Bill
One year ago today we adopted her from the Humane Society. She chose Juanita and we couldn't leave without her (Juanita or the dog, either one). She has settled in quite well, and is fulfilling the role of lodge dog wonderfully.
When we first got her, she was a real scardy cat. She was afraid of the stairs, of hardwood floors and if I rolled up a newspaper, she would cower and shake.
Now she takes the stairs 3 at a time, treats the floors as her personal skating rink and will grab a rolled newspaper out of my hand while wagging her tail.
Vacuum cleaners, on the other hand...
| Very Scary |
She's a keeper.
Bill
Monday, January 18, 2016
Big Thunder - Little Thunder
Last Thursday (1/14) we moved our horses from one winter pasture to another; quite uneventful as things go. The horses came when called, were easy to catch and two loaded nicely into the trailer. Since we had four horses to move and a 3-horse trailer, we opted to move in pairs, so while Bill and Compass took her horse, Henry, and Washoe to the new/old location I stayed behind with Ranger and Jesse. It was a great sunny, warm day, albeit windy, and it gave me time to continue working on getting burrs out of Jesse's mane. We would have gotten them all out, too, if Bill wasn't such a fast driver (teasing). He did get back in half the time I had expected. We loaded the last two on and headed to one of their normal winter hangouts.
Now we had been assured that all the fencing had been checked and was intact, but that possibly one section was not yet 'hot'. It wasn't much of a worry since our horses knew that pasture, it was big - going from 7 acres to 20 acres - and there was no reason for them to stray. There was a heavy layer of snow on most of it, but our guys are good at digging, so we left them.
On Saturday, we planned on going to Big Thunder, the draft horse show held at one of the local fairgrounds. Most of the competitive large horse teams use this event to get their horses acclimated and ready for the draft horse section of the National Western Stock Show in Denver. On the way, we stopped to check on our herd and make sure we didn't need to supplement them with hay.
OK, they seemed like they were farther away than they should have been, so we drove to the end of the road, and sure enough, they were at the far end of the NEXT pasture.. We parked and started walking fence lines. There's the break ... wait, there's a large section that was apparently used as a gate for large equipment, and not re-closed. Can't fault the horses for deciding the next pasture was more pleasant looking. After all, it had a huge patch of uncovered grass under some very large trees.
We walked most of the way across, in fairly deep snow, until we could get their attention. True to form, my grays came the rest of the way to us, and the two other geldings saw the halters and decided "no way". We slipped halters on Jess and Washoe and walked them back toward the gate, in hopes the other two would eventually follow. For once, it actually did work (not a given for Ranger!) Henry didn't want to miss out on whatever, and Ranger finally decided he didn't want to be left out and came straggling in. We were patting ourselves on our backs about our luck; might actually get to go to Big Thunder. You all know what happens when you do that.....
Bill fastened the gate - merely a single barb wire strand, as was the rest of that section of fence - and I released my horses. To my surprise, Jesse took off at a dead run right for that section, ducked her head and peeled under the 'gate'! Be careful what you teach your horses. I had taught mine a 'duck' command to duck under things on the trail. Last summer, unwittingly, Bill and I had both used that a lot to move the horses from one pen to another or to get out of our corral without having to unhook the hot wire every time or remove the top gate rail. In our minds (besides being lazy), we were just reinforcing a verbal command. In Jesse's horse mind, it meant she could move to the pasture she thought better on her own.
While Bill kept the other three from following her, I tramped back into that pasture intent on catching a horse who now did NOT want to be caught. It quickly became clear she just wanted me to understand which pasture was better. As soon as I called her, she returned to the fence line but instead of crossing in, she raced as fast as she could all the way to the other end. When I called again, she came racing back, passed me and continued to the other end. Now she was just having fun getting some much needed exercise. This was a game we would play when she got bored if we had to keep them on the mountain in the winter. So I just stood there and called again; again she raced past me to the farther end. I had to laugh; she looked so like the big drafts when they go flying by in the arena, so I called her Little Thunder.
This time I just followed to the corner where she calmly waited for me. I started to reach for her halter, but she just walked over to the fence and started to step over the wire. When her leg touched the wire, she just put her foot down and stood there. I realized then that the fence in that spot was barely 8 inches above the snow, so I stepped on the wire and told her to step over, which she nicely did. I raised the wire back up to the height it should have been, gave all the horses a good pat since they had wandered down to watch the escapades, and headed back across the pastures.
Bill had secured the gate better and decided to halter Ranger to make him walk back to the proper end in hopes all would follow. We decided to feed them a bale of hay so they would have something they didn't have to dig for. Of course, this time the others would not follow, so Ranger got the whole bale to himself, which he promptly scoffed at and returned to the others. Go figure.
We climbed in the truck and continued on to the fairgrounds, arriving just in time for the main events. It's always glorious to see those huge teams in action.
The big yellow wagon won the 6-up - with all mare Percherons. Second place was also an all mare team of Percherons - only 3 years old! Go girls!
Nothing like traipsing around in deep snow in your dress boots to get your exercise!
Bionic Cowgirl
Now we had been assured that all the fencing had been checked and was intact, but that possibly one section was not yet 'hot'. It wasn't much of a worry since our horses knew that pasture, it was big - going from 7 acres to 20 acres - and there was no reason for them to stray. There was a heavy layer of snow on most of it, but our guys are good at digging, so we left them.
On Saturday, we planned on going to Big Thunder, the draft horse show held at one of the local fairgrounds. Most of the competitive large horse teams use this event to get their horses acclimated and ready for the draft horse section of the National Western Stock Show in Denver. On the way, we stopped to check on our herd and make sure we didn't need to supplement them with hay.
OK, they seemed like they were farther away than they should have been, so we drove to the end of the road, and sure enough, they were at the far end of the NEXT pasture.. We parked and started walking fence lines. There's the break ... wait, there's a large section that was apparently used as a gate for large equipment, and not re-closed. Can't fault the horses for deciding the next pasture was more pleasant looking. After all, it had a huge patch of uncovered grass under some very large trees.
We walked most of the way across, in fairly deep snow, until we could get their attention. True to form, my grays came the rest of the way to us, and the two other geldings saw the halters and decided "no way". We slipped halters on Jess and Washoe and walked them back toward the gate, in hopes the other two would eventually follow. For once, it actually did work (not a given for Ranger!) Henry didn't want to miss out on whatever, and Ranger finally decided he didn't want to be left out and came straggling in. We were patting ourselves on our backs about our luck; might actually get to go to Big Thunder. You all know what happens when you do that.....
Bill fastened the gate - merely a single barb wire strand, as was the rest of that section of fence - and I released my horses. To my surprise, Jesse took off at a dead run right for that section, ducked her head and peeled under the 'gate'! Be careful what you teach your horses. I had taught mine a 'duck' command to duck under things on the trail. Last summer, unwittingly, Bill and I had both used that a lot to move the horses from one pen to another or to get out of our corral without having to unhook the hot wire every time or remove the top gate rail. In our minds (besides being lazy), we were just reinforcing a verbal command. In Jesse's horse mind, it meant she could move to the pasture she thought better on her own.
While Bill kept the other three from following her, I tramped back into that pasture intent on catching a horse who now did NOT want to be caught. It quickly became clear she just wanted me to understand which pasture was better. As soon as I called her, she returned to the fence line but instead of crossing in, she raced as fast as she could all the way to the other end. When I called again, she came racing back, passed me and continued to the other end. Now she was just having fun getting some much needed exercise. This was a game we would play when she got bored if we had to keep them on the mountain in the winter. So I just stood there and called again; again she raced past me to the farther end. I had to laugh; she looked so like the big drafts when they go flying by in the arena, so I called her Little Thunder.
This time I just followed to the corner where she calmly waited for me. I started to reach for her halter, but she just walked over to the fence and started to step over the wire. When her leg touched the wire, she just put her foot down and stood there. I realized then that the fence in that spot was barely 8 inches above the snow, so I stepped on the wire and told her to step over, which she nicely did. I raised the wire back up to the height it should have been, gave all the horses a good pat since they had wandered down to watch the escapades, and headed back across the pastures.
Bill had secured the gate better and decided to halter Ranger to make him walk back to the proper end in hopes all would follow. We decided to feed them a bale of hay so they would have something they didn't have to dig for. Of course, this time the others would not follow, so Ranger got the whole bale to himself, which he promptly scoffed at and returned to the others. Go figure.
We climbed in the truck and continued on to the fairgrounds, arriving just in time for the main events. It's always glorious to see those huge teams in action.
Nothing like traipsing around in deep snow in your dress boots to get your exercise!
Bionic Cowgirl
Tuesday, January 5, 2016
Hair Do/Don't
B- Hey, buddy! Sorry we haven't been down to visit you guys lately. It's been pretty active up at the lodge and we haven't been able to get away.
R- What do you need to get away from Beel?
B- I mean we were just busy...
R- It works good if you run away from things you need to get away from.
B- I'm not sure that would be the right way to handle...
R- Or kick them. That works really good.
B- I'm SURE that would be the wrong way to handle our guests. But we are here now. Last time we dropped by we noticed that you guys had picked up a bunch of burrs in your manes and forelocks. You look like "Alfalfa" and Jesse looks like "Trump".
R- Alfalfa is good. And tromping is another good way to get away from things that bother you.
B- No...I mean... aarg. Let's just get those burrs out of y'alls hair, okay? Here's your halter so we can...
R- Nope.
B- Aww, come on buddy! Stop walking away. I'm just going to brush your hair.
R- Nope. When you put my head rope on my head you climb on my back and you are fat.
B- Stop walking. I am not fat. I weigh within 5 pounds of what I weighed 16 years ago when I got you.
R- Pounds bigger or pounds smaller?
B- Quit walking away from me. Five pounds more, but...
R- Fat.
B- I'm not fat, and I'm not even going to climb on you today. I just want to brush your hair.
B- Look, Jesse, Washoe and Henry are all in the holding pen waiting nicely, and I'm out here walking in circles...
R- Walking is good for you. It will make you less fat.
B- I'M NOT FAT! YOU ARE JUST GETTING OLD!
R- Fat and mean.
B- Oh, right. you just let Juanita walk up to you and put her arms around your neck.
R- Waneeta is not mean. Or fat. She is nice.
R- Hello Beel. It is a good day. Do you have any treats for me?
B- Jerk. Walking off for 20 minutes. What is wrong with you?
R- Walking is also a good way to get away Beel.
B- Jerk.
R- What do you need to get away from Beel?
B- I mean we were just busy...
R- It works good if you run away from things you need to get away from.
B- I'm not sure that would be the right way to handle...
R- Or kick them. That works really good.
B- I'm SURE that would be the wrong way to handle our guests. But we are here now. Last time we dropped by we noticed that you guys had picked up a bunch of burrs in your manes and forelocks. You look like "Alfalfa" and Jesse looks like "Trump".
R- Alfalfa is good. And tromping is another good way to get away from things that bother you.
B- No...I mean... aarg. Let's just get those burrs out of y'alls hair, okay? Here's your halter so we can...
R- Nope.
B- Aww, come on buddy! Stop walking away. I'm just going to brush your hair.
R- Nope. When you put my head rope on my head you climb on my back and you are fat.
B- Stop walking. I am not fat. I weigh within 5 pounds of what I weighed 16 years ago when I got you.
R- Pounds bigger or pounds smaller?
B- Quit walking away from me. Five pounds more, but...
R- Fat.
B- I'm not fat, and I'm not even going to climb on you today. I just want to brush your hair.
B- Look, Jesse, Washoe and Henry are all in the holding pen waiting nicely, and I'm out here walking in circles...
R- Walking is good for you. It will make you less fat.
B- I'M NOT FAT! YOU ARE JUST GETTING OLD!
R- Fat and mean.
B- Oh, right. you just let Juanita walk up to you and put her arms around your neck.
R- Waneeta is not mean. Or fat. She is nice.
R- Hello Beel. It is a good day. Do you have any treats for me?
B- Jerk. Walking off for 20 minutes. What is wrong with you?
R- Walking is also a good way to get away Beel.
B- Jerk.
Saturday, December 19, 2015
Gone Horses
We took the horses down to winter pasture late October. A smaller run, somewhere between 20 and 40 acres. Much larger than their "summer digs", but small compared to their usual winter runs.
That pretty much ended our fun in life for the season.
Yes, we flew to San Diego to visit some friends (and see the zoo).
Yes, we drove to Las Vegas to watch the Wrangler National Finals Rodeo with other friends.
Yes, we had our annual "Lodge Baking Day Weekend".
Yes, we helped one of our sons move from Greeley to Loveland.
Yes, one of our granddaughters won Colorado State High School Floor in gymnastics (5A, the big schools).
But without the horses...
Bill
That pretty much ended our fun in life for the season.
Yes, we flew to San Diego to visit some friends (and see the zoo).
Yes, we drove to Las Vegas to watch the Wrangler National Finals Rodeo with other friends.
Yes, we had our annual "Lodge Baking Day Weekend".
Yes, we helped one of our sons move from Greeley to Loveland.
Yes, one of our granddaughters won Colorado State High School Floor in gymnastics (5A, the big schools).
But without the horses...
Bill
Friday, November 27, 2015
All That Glitters...
Thanksgiving is over. And Black Friday has a different meaning for me. I avoid the stores, so my angst comes from a different source. Christmas decorations. In particular, glitter.
Glitter. It's the single most powerful weapon used in the War Against Christmas.
The stuff is loosely attached to nearly every Christmas decoration you can buy, and will fall off at the slightest breath of wind or touch. Then it spreads throughout the room, spread by air currents or small demons, and placed in the carpeting, never to come out. You can vacuum the carpet a dozen times, and that stuff will still blink at you from the recesses of the pile. If you enjoy clean carpets, it will kill the joy in the season for you.
I can't help but think that most other religions don't have this problem, so maybe...
"Honey, Can we be Buddhists just for December? We have that old mantle statue of Buddha with a clock in his belly, and the gold paint is hardly flaking off at all!"
Or
"Dear, let's become Wiccans for a couple months. We could leave the Halloween decorations up til winter solstice. I like black cats!"
Or maybe
"Say now, let's go Hindu! They have THOUSANDS of gods. It will always be someones birthday. We'll just leave the decorations up year round and never need to move them!"
Naw...I guess I'll just make a conscious effort to NOT BUY any decorations with glitter on them from now on. But that's really going to limit the number of ornaments this year.
Glitter. It's the devils dandruff.
Bill
Glitter. It's the single most powerful weapon used in the War Against Christmas.
The stuff is loosely attached to nearly every Christmas decoration you can buy, and will fall off at the slightest breath of wind or touch. Then it spreads throughout the room, spread by air currents or small demons, and placed in the carpeting, never to come out. You can vacuum the carpet a dozen times, and that stuff will still blink at you from the recesses of the pile. If you enjoy clean carpets, it will kill the joy in the season for you.
I can't help but think that most other religions don't have this problem, so maybe...
"Honey, Can we be Buddhists just for December? We have that old mantle statue of Buddha with a clock in his belly, and the gold paint is hardly flaking off at all!"
Or
"Dear, let's become Wiccans for a couple months. We could leave the Halloween decorations up til winter solstice. I like black cats!"
Or maybe
"Say now, let's go Hindu! They have THOUSANDS of gods. It will always be someones birthday. We'll just leave the decorations up year round and never need to move them!"
Naw...I guess I'll just make a conscious effort to NOT BUY any decorations with glitter on them from now on. But that's really going to limit the number of ornaments this year.
Glitter. It's the devils dandruff.
Bill
Monday, October 19, 2015
Repairs Can Be...Difficult
Stuff breaks down here at the lodge. I fix it. I enjoy fixing stuff. It didn't work, and now it does. That makes me very happy.
This morning I replaced the dishwasher. After about 15 years of service, it was time. I pulled the old one out, put in its replacement and ran a couple loads through it. It worked fine. So I hauled the old one out to the garage/hay barn to store it until the next trip to the landfill.
As I was getting ready to open the door and put the leaky old dishwasher into the garage, I heard a sound next to me. I glanced over my shoulder to see TWO HUGE FRICKING MOOSE coming around the corner about 2 feet from me. Yeah, yeah. I know. They were "long yearlings", just babies really. But they are still bigger than my horse (not that that takes much).
We all left the area in a HellOfAHurry. I went back into the lodge and told Juanita about the TWO HUGE FRICKING MOOSE and we went up on the roof to take pictures. They had already gotten over their fright and the "THREE" of them were eating our trees.
The mother was just out of camera sight, behind some trees.
Some of you may wonder why I tend to flee when I see a moose. It's because they are the North American equivalent of a rhinoceros. Poor vision and cranky. I'd rather face a bear. At least our little black bears. I'm just glad we don't have grizz.
As for the dishwasher, it's still outside tonight.
Maybe next spring I'll put it away...
Bill
This morning I replaced the dishwasher. After about 15 years of service, it was time. I pulled the old one out, put in its replacement and ran a couple loads through it. It worked fine. So I hauled the old one out to the garage/hay barn to store it until the next trip to the landfill.
As I was getting ready to open the door and put the leaky old dishwasher into the garage, I heard a sound next to me. I glanced over my shoulder to see TWO HUGE FRICKING MOOSE coming around the corner about 2 feet from me. Yeah, yeah. I know. They were "long yearlings", just babies really. But they are still bigger than my horse (not that that takes much).
We all left the area in a HellOfAHurry. I went back into the lodge and told Juanita about the TWO HUGE FRICKING MOOSE and we went up on the roof to take pictures. They had already gotten over their fright and the "THREE" of them were eating our trees.
Some of you may wonder why I tend to flee when I see a moose. It's because they are the North American equivalent of a rhinoceros. Poor vision and cranky. I'd rather face a bear. At least our little black bears. I'm just glad we don't have grizz.
As for the dishwasher, it's still outside tonight.
Maybe next spring I'll put it away...
Bill
Thursday, October 15, 2015
A Good Week
B- Nice ride today, Ranger. You did very well, with no limping at all.
R- I feel good Beel.
B- We've gone out, what, four times this week?
R- Many walks Beel.
B- That's right. More than two, is "many".
R- Sometimes one is two many Beel.
B- Yeah, yeah. But you act like you're feeling good again. We went out for three hours today, counting the picnic, and you were still trotting to get home.
R- Home is good Beel. Food is at home. Water is at home. Standing in the shade is at home. Not walking up the mountain is at home.
B- Well, you haven't seemed to mind going out lately. You don't run away (too much) when I show up with the halter. That reminds me. Why have you started walking away from me, rolling in the manure pile, and then coming back to me to get haltered before we go out? It's really kind of annoying.
R- Rolling feels good.
B- But then I have to brush you, a LOT, before I can saddle you.
R- Brushing feels good.
B- Well, just stop it. Maybe I need to send you to a trainer like our daughter is doing with her horse. It's learning lots of new things. Like lowering her head to be haltered and walking nicely behind the person leading her. You know. Manners.
R- Nope. I do not need man-ers. I am a horse. I have good horsers. That other mare must not know she is a horse.
B- She knows she's a horse all right. She's just a polite horse now. She doesn't go out and roll in the dung when we walk up to catch her.
R- That is sad. Not a horse.
B- SHE'S not sad. She's happy that she knows what's expected of her.
B- Maybe we should send you to a trainer. For say, one lesson?
R- Like I sayed earlier Sometimes one is two many Beel.
R- I feel good Beel.
B- We've gone out, what, four times this week?
R- Many walks Beel.
B- That's right. More than two, is "many".
R- Sometimes one is two many Beel.
B- Yeah, yeah. But you act like you're feeling good again. We went out for three hours today, counting the picnic, and you were still trotting to get home.
R- Home is good Beel. Food is at home. Water is at home. Standing in the shade is at home. Not walking up the mountain is at home.
B- Well, you haven't seemed to mind going out lately. You don't run away (too much) when I show up with the halter. That reminds me. Why have you started walking away from me, rolling in the manure pile, and then coming back to me to get haltered before we go out? It's really kind of annoying.
R- Rolling feels good.
B- But then I have to brush you, a LOT, before I can saddle you.
R- Brushing feels good.
B- Well, just stop it. Maybe I need to send you to a trainer like our daughter is doing with her horse. It's learning lots of new things. Like lowering her head to be haltered and walking nicely behind the person leading her. You know. Manners.
R- Nope. I do not need man-ers. I am a horse. I have good horsers. That other mare must not know she is a horse.
B- She knows she's a horse all right. She's just a polite horse now. She doesn't go out and roll in the dung when we walk up to catch her.
R- That is sad. Not a horse.
B- SHE'S not sad. She's happy that she knows what's expected of her.
B- Maybe we should send you to a trainer. For say, one lesson?
R- Like I sayed earlier Sometimes one is two many Beel.
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