No, really. I have no idea.
I usually have an inkling, but not this time.
I went out to move the minivan Monday after GunDiva's birthday party Sunday and found it on the seat.
Who could have done such a thing?
Plastic severed hand.
Who, oh who, would have left this on my car seat?
Could it have been the hiking guide who's pie's I have sabotaged in years past?
Could it have been the other hiking guide that I have teased unmercifully for years?
Could it have been the friend visiting who's truck received magnetic bullet holes from me in years past?
Could it have been GunDiva getting back at me for "hair implants"?
Could it have been any of my other kids just getting back at me for now long forgotten pranks I have played?
I really don't know.
Okay, maybe the question isn't "who would", but "who wouldn't".
By my count, there were 22 people at the party.
Guess I'll have to get them all....
(Gunna be a long summer, I'm guessing)