Bill and Juanita, owners of Allenspark Lodge B&B, are living their dream...

running a successful business and riding as often as possible.



Monday, May 13, 2013

Hey Ranger! It Hasn't Snowed...

B-  Hey Ranger!  It hasn't snowed for TWO WHOLE DAYS!  It's 72 degrees out!  The sun is shining!  Lets RIDE!

R-  Okay Beel.

B-  Washoe hasn't been out in a week or two, so Juanita wants to ride him.

R- Okay Beel.

B-  And Jesse hasn't been out as much as she needs so I will ride her.

R-  Okay Beel.

B-  And I got to thinking a couple days ago that you have a serious hole in your training.  I'm not sure you have been ponied before.  Maybe a time or two, but I really can't recall.  So I'll just pony you behind Jesse for this walk.

R-  Not okay Beel.

B-  Come on Ranger, it'll be easy for you.  You just walk behind Jesse while I hold the lead rope.

R-  It is wrong Beel.  You ride me.  Someone else rides me.  Not no one rides me.  That is not right.

B-  Let's go, Buddy. Follow me!

R-  You can not make me Beel.

R-  Do not like.
R-  Not having fun Beel.
R-  Face hurts Beel.
B-  Jesse's doing just fine Buddy.  You should just lighten up.
R-  Mummphff
B-  Okay okay okay...  Let's head home.
B-  I think I have blisters on my hands.

R-  I think I have blisters on my head.

4 comments:

  1. Aww Ranger, what's he doing to you??
    I've seen cats that take more kindly to being lead than that! :D

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  2. Ahahahah that is TOO funny!

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  3. Talk about unmotivated! :-) On such a beautiful day too!

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  4. Bwahhhaha! Thanks for the snort! I love the jack ass er...donkey that came out in Ranger. Usually...it's Beel...er a guest...er...a passerby or something.

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