R- Hay Beel
R- Haaayy Beeeellll
B- Humph moan groan What was that? It sounded like Ranger was hollering, but it's 3 hours till first feeding. He's never that far off. I better go look.
R- Haaay Beeeell
B- I can see Ranger standing by his feed bowl. Can't see the other two, though. Well, as long as I'm up I guess I'll let the dog out.
B- What the... JUANITA! GET DRESSED AND GRAB A LEAD ROPE! YOUR HORSES ARE OUT IN OUR BACK YARD!
B- Washoe, Jesse, stand right there and I'll get this halter on one of you..
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B- Knock that off you two. You need to go home. Ranger is having a FIT. Okay, now Juanita is here so we can...
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B- Stop that! Hold still so we ...
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B- You jerks. I've almost...
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B- QUIT THAT CRAP. You've gone around the block and are back home now, and Juanita has opened the gate. Aaaand of course Jesse just walked in the pen like that was the plan.
R- That Mare and The Kid are back Beel.
B- I know Ranger. Thanks for letting us know they left.
R- They broke the fence so they could eat the green grass. The neighbor horses did that yesterday. It is against the rules to leave without people.
B- I know Ranger. And we know you are big on rules. Thanks for staying in the corral.
R- I am surrounded by dee-lin-kwents.
LMAO. Poor Ranger. He is such a good boy. Maybe he needs more treats. Those jailbreakers need to hammer some rock or pick up trash and wear orange...or something.
ReplyDeleteI love these conversations. Ranger needs to write a book about his life with humans with cartoons.
ReplyDeleteOK, they are only slightly delinquent. I have no idea why they ignored ALL the great grass between their corral and our place - and were grazing in our own back yard! I think it is a very strong hint that we should get the hot wire up and let them mow; it's their job, too.
ReplyDeleteBionic Cowgirl