I was on Washoe.
Juanita was on Jesse.
Washoe spotted something.
It wasn't there last time...
It's a BAD THING.
Control of the horse was rapidly disappearing.
I climbed off to lead the way (No saddle+no stirrups=EXTRA CAUTION FOR ME.)
Oh! Wait! It's just snow!
My hero.
Jesse, well she was just a little curious.
It didn't appear to "seize her".
Beware the rides of March.
(Don't hate me. I can't help it.)
Bill
Oh, that was bad, unexpectedly bad. And good. Good for a Friday afternoon laugh. Glad the giant snowball didn't eat Washoe. You might think he's saying my hero, he's really hoping to use you as a human shield...
ReplyDeleteSeems that if it's "different" or "strange" or wasn't there before... that it's automatically Very Scary :-) Especially if the wind is blowing! :-)
ReplyDeleteHorses and YOU are funny.
ReplyDeleteWow. For a minute there, I thought Ranger had possessed Beel. It was like Ranger in Beel's body. Or something.
ReplyDeleteOH LAWD. That was guffaw funny.
ReplyDeleteI was totally not expecting your punchline - and as usual, I love it!