B-  RANGER!  WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?
R-  Is this a trick question Beel?
B-  You have reached through the fence, torn open the tarp and are pulling the hay out of the barn!
R-  I am eating.
B-  Ranger, there is still hay in your feeder.  WHY AREN'T YOU EATING THAT HAY?
R-  Beel the hay in the food place is tangled up in ropes.  It is hard to eat.
B-  It is a slow feeder net.  It's supposed to slow down your eating, so you can "graze" all day.
R-  Too hard.  I will just eat here.  I will stop when I am not hungry.
B-  Nope.  You will stop now.  Juanita has re-stacked the hay you knocked down and pulled the tarp back in place.
R-  I will go eat at the food place now
B-  Good for you.
R-  And then you will leave.
B-  Don't  you dare.  Jerk.
R-  *munch munch*
 
 
I do love that horse. Sometimes he is so mare-ish :)
ReplyDeleteLOL. I find Ranger is exactly as his partner, Beel. Same same. Makes me laugh.
ReplyDeleteI like that idea. When I bring the horses in I might try one. Give an update please.
ReplyDeleteGood to hear from you Ranger! I like the way you think. But, be thankful you don't have to wear a grazing muzzle like some horses with lush pastures.
ReplyDeleteRanger is awesome. And clever. Good luck!
ReplyDeleteSuch a smartypants, that boy!
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