This time of year, we are always looking for good stew recipes. A guest gave us this one several years ago.
1 large elephant, cut into bite sized pieces
Cook elephant in large stew pot over outside fire. Simmer for 4 weeks until tender, stirring occasionally.
This will serve 3,800 people. If more people come, add the rabbits. DON"T do this unless necessary, because most people don't like hare in their stew.