For the last some sun-times, Beel and Waneeta have been having me do "yard work" with the rest of the herd. The first day out, Beel asked me if I had a "green card" and then laughed like a coyote. He is very strange.
Beel and Waneeta put the wire that bites all around the back pasture at the people barn, so no other horses would come and eat our grass. That was very nice of them. Beel sayed that some more of his people herd were going to come to the people barn for a picnic on "Lay-bor Day". I do not know for "Lay-bor Day", but I sure know about "picnic".
We all worked very hard at mowing.
Except Waneeta. She sayed she was stupor-vising.
The grass was very tall and wet and sweet, but That Other Mare really liked the vineweeds.
At the end of work today, Beel taked the short-cut through the people barn again. I was not askeered AT ALL this time.
Today, the people picnic happened. It rained so they stayed in the people barn.
Maybe they can try again.
I will mow.
Ranger
Ranger you are so considerate! If any of my horses took a walk through the people barn I'm sure they'd leave some poo.
ReplyDeleteI never soil insides. Beel says "What's a matter buddy? Pucker factor a little high when you're indoors?"
DeleteNo, it is just rude.
Ranger
I love Ranger!
ReplyDeleteI once took all six of my horses into my mother's house and stood them at the kitchen sink eating grain out of a bucket. She darn near killed when she found out several years later. It still makes her mad to talk about it and it's been almost forty years since I did it.
Thanks for that video. Perfect. I love Ranger too. I think he should publish. He has a great voice.
ReplyDeleteHaha. Love the short cut and Waneeta stupor-vising. BTW...Ranger, I hope Beel cleaned up the horse poo so the picnic was not full of poo and flies. :)
ReplyDeleteI take it back... that video was my favorite part of the whole weekend.
ReplyDeleteThat horse... ROCKS.
(And mine woulda poo'd from fright)
Oh my goodness, you are cRAzY!! You really did take the short cut through the people barn!! Awesome...and somewhat dangerous!
ReplyDeleteIt was not very dangerous. Beel walked in front of me, so the monsters would get him first.
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