Bill and Juanita, owners of Allenspark Lodge B&B, are living their dream...

running a successful business and riding as often as possible.



Friday, December 14, 2012

B- Hey Ranger! How do you like the new digs?

B- Hey Ranger!  How do you like the new digs?

R-  Hello Beel.  This is a nice mountain side we are on.

B-  Did you guys find the bale of hay we dropped on the snow for y'all?

R-  We ate all of the hay Beel

B-  Why, yes you did.  Here are the strings.

R-  The hay is gone now Beel.

B-   There is grass all over the ground.  Say, let me make a halter out of these strings and we can go for a quick ride, Ranger.

R- Okay Beel.

B-  Tie-tie-tie.

B-  Let's go, Buddy!

R&B-   Ride-ride-ride.

B-  Alrighty, Buddy.  That was fun.  Let me swing my leg over your head in my "ultra-fancy-showoff" dismount and...

R-  BEEL.  YOU KICKED ME IN THE HEAD.

B-  Oh man, I am so sorry.

R-  WHY DID YOU KICK ME IN THE HEAD BEEL?

B-  Well, you have kicked me a time or two...

R-  NOT IN THE HEAD BEEL.

B-  Sorry.

R-  Okay Beel.

R-  But we are still out of hay.

10 comments:

  1. Ha Ha...Beel instead of Bill.
    That is cute!

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  2. Hahaha...better get some hay. I think you may owe him.

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  3. It has occurred to me that I am having a hard time picturing that fancy dismount. I just can't wrap my head around it. Can you post one of your famous drawings depicting just exactly how your foot met with his head? ;-)

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  4. Beel, I am in awe---evenvif you did clip him! I couldn't do that without tripping myself and falling flat in a month of Sundays!

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  5. Hahaha..... last time a friend of mine did one of those fancy dismounts she ripped her joddies AND her unides on a saddle D..... and we were half way through a 4 hour trail ride!

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  6. Like Mary said....one of your fancy schmancy drawings is in order...and go get Ranger some more hay, too, while you're at it ;)

    ~Lisa

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  7. Ha! One of the funniest things I've read today!!

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  8. Uh, as a witness to the "fancy" dismount, I thought it looked like a blatant kick in the head. I'm pretty sure Beel was telling Ranger in his way to shut up about the hay thing :)

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  9. I am totally seconding Mary's request for a drawing of the event.

    Just think... it could be your next Christmas towel!

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