Bill and Juanita, owners of Allenspark Lodge B&B, are living their dream...

running a successful business and riding as often as possible.



Thursday, September 11, 2014

Sleep Walking

B-  Juanita' I think I heard something outside.  I'm heading out to check on the horses.

B-  Hey Washoe!  Sure is dark out here tonight.  I wouldn't have seen you except you're white.  And I see Jesse down the hill a ways.  Where is Ranger?  Ah, there he is.

B-  Hey buddy!  How's it...

R-  ARRG! SNORT! BLOW! SNORT!

B-  Easy boy, it's just me.

R-  Oh.  Hi Beel.  You sneeked up on me.  You should not do that.

B-  Ranger, I walked right up to you, talking the whole time.  I even walked up in FRONT of you.

R-  No Beel.  I would have seed you.  You sneeked.

B-  You were sleeping, I'll bet.

R-  No.  You sneeked.

B-  What ever.  Sure is dark tonight with the moon behind the clouds.  Cold tonight.  Good thing y'alls hair is growing in fast.  We may get snow by the end of the week.  Did you hear anything earlier?  I thought I heard something.

R-  No Beel.  I only heard you sneeking.

B- Okay, I'm sorry.  I'll bring a brass band next time I show up at night.  Sheese.  Good night guys.

R-  A brass band would be good.

R-  Beel?

B-  Yeah Ranger?

R-  Do brass bands taste good?

B-  Go back to sleep.


1 comment:

  1. LOL. I love horses when they sleep. They crack me up. Except when they wake up. They are kind of snorty...like Ranger. Thanks for the laugh!

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