Day two turned into day one. We had hustled around the lodge, cleaning up after our first scrapbooking group of the season: all 13 rooms to clean, 19 beds to change, 21 loads of laundry, etc., etc., etc. … and me SICK. Bill was just getting over some silly virus and I seem to have volunteered to take it. I haven’t been sick in so long, I had forgotten how miserable you could be. I was developing a really good WHINE! The only logical thing to do was postpone leaving on our trip; not that we had much choice. It turned out that Monday was a ‘holiday’, according to some silly “Monday Holiday” bill thing that we all loved when we worked in the corporate world. So … no mail and no banking. We had to wait on the horses’ health papers before we could leave. We spent Monday finishing up tasks and getting lots of odd jobs done – that we probably would have fretted about while on our trip anyway.
Tuesday morning arrives and we are set to go; all the totes are in the trailer, horses are excited to load up, everything at the lodge checks out and we pull out. Yippee! We are headed out horse camping – working our way across Kansas to visit friends on the east side of Missouri – going to the Mississippi River. On our last big foray with the horses, we rode them to the Rio Grande River going through Santa Fe, NM. We’ve also hauled them to Yellowstone and ridden them over the Yellowstone River on a hanging bridge. It seems only ‘right’ that they see the Mississippi.
Half way across Kansas we meet a friend/lodge worker for lunch, tour her town and visit her marvelous home that represents many cultures she has visited. It was a refreshing stop … but we had to get going because we were still hours away from our first campground – The Rockin’ K in Kanopolis State Park.
We should have known things were going a bit too smoothly. I had printed out Google map directions to the park. I had also called the park to see if reservations were needed at this time of year (no). Yeah, right! Usually I think Google does a great job, but I have to take exception with this time. We did find our way to NEAR the park, but where are any of the road names listed? After driving up and down the highway three times, we decided to just use our atlas and wing it. We could see the lake (huge by Colorado standards). It has now gotten quite dark and the print on the map is smaller than finite (NOT my eyes, even with my glasses on). We opt to turn toward the lake on the largest of the streets and find ourselves in a residential neighborhood – of course! Kept going on faith and did actually run into the main entrance – nothing like the directions.
Next problem: we can’t see a thing and since we are two hours after the closing of the offices, there is nobody to ask about which campsites we can use and how to get to them. Kanopolis State Park has at least five campgrounds on the east side of the lake, two of which are set up for equestrians. We did find maps (?) at the self-pay booth and discovered we are still living in the dark ages and the park system has moved on. Big, pretty colored map, color-coded trail systems, and NO names on roads – only GPS coordinates. We must be the only travelers left without a GPS! So we spend a good deal of time wandering around in the DARK, with me directing right or left at each corner; Bill miraculously manages to get the rig around some amazing corners.
Look! There’s Rockin’K! Well, we found the right campground – would be nice if we at least had moonlight to go by – but not up yet. I got pretty excited when my flashlight picked up movement on the lawn and we saw a opossum (a rat-asaurus according to Ranger); soon we saw them all over the place; apparently like our raccoons. We drove around a couple of times and picked a spot near the corrals that did not have a reserved sign on it; discovered only one other RV camper in the entire area (24 individual camp sites). Whoopee, our luck just improved, since our goal was to run away from civilization (aka: people) for just a little while. Don’t get me wrong; we love people and what we do, but when you have other people in your home 24/7 for more than five months in a row …. Well, let’s just say it’s a lot easier to be nice if we get to have a break.
We got the horses off-loaded into one of the pipe corrals right next to our camp site, and they discovered we did have neighbors – the livery at the park – right next door. We could hear the horses moving around and chattering, and had no idea how many, but horses make fun neighbors so no problem. In fact, we are used to a livery as neighbors. We unloaded the trailer, shoveled out the back so it could dry, fed the crew and headed to bed, deciding anything else could wait until daylight. Soon after daylight we discovered our RV neighbors had fled, so we were really alone!
Thursday dawned bright, sunny and a balmy 67*. We lounged around the camp site, getting things set up, spoiling ourselves with cut up fruit and hot chocolate for breakfast while we perused the trail maps. We had planned on two days of riding at this park, which had listed several interesting trails. By cutting ourselves short a ride day, we had to ‘pick wisely, Grasshopper’. We both decided on the same trail, the most challenging, of course, as well as the longest possible. I was slightly concerned with the portion of the description that stated, “some rocky places”, but figured we would turn back if the horses were unhappy. They were so excited to go they could hardly stand still long enough to get brushed. My two grays had not been ridden for almost three weeks (letting their hooves grow) and they were pretty gung ho. I am happy to say that between the time off and the biotin I put them on, there was NO sign of soreness in either horse.
To be continued …..
Bionic Cowgirl
Bill and Juanita, owners of Allenspark Lodge B&B, are living their dream...
running a successful business and riding as often as possible.
running a successful business and riding as often as possible.
Sunday, October 21, 2012
Saturday, October 13, 2012
Vacation, A Point of View
R- Why do we go on vay-kay-shun Beel?
B- We go on vacation to get away from work, Ranger.
R- The trip to Can-suss was a lot of work Beel. The drive took FOREVER. And when we got there you and Waneeta went to eat with the nice Beth lady. And we the horses stood in the rolling shed behind the smelly truck.
B- They didn't allow horses in the diner, Ranger. I think it's a Kansas law.
R- That is not fair. I could have brought my own hay.
B- The booths were too small.
R- Oh. I liked the nice Beth ladie's house. It had grass in front. Too bad you would not let US eat.
B- Sorry, it was a nice lawn. And now it still is.
R- Then we went for a long ride in the rolling shed AGAIN. We stayed in it until the sun went away. And the place we went to had rats. I could see them running on the grass. BIG rats. Rats as big as small dogs.
B- Possums, Ranger. They were possums.
R- Monster rats. Rat-a-sauruses.
R- Then the next day the first ride of the vay-kay-shun was a lot of work Beel.
B- Now Ranger, the ground was mostly level with only a few smaller canyons to climb through, and there was MUCH more air than usual for you to breath.
R- There were monsters in the bushes Beel.
B- There were little, white tail deer sleeping in the brush by the trail, you nit. Juanita and I were taking pictures of them when they decided they had had enough, and jumped up and bolted.
R- They were attacking Beel.
B- They were running away, you moron.
R- Good thing us three horses were alert and got away very quickly. Why were you shouting so loud Beel? What is a "mudder forking deep sheet"?
B- Those are words of power, Ranger. People use them to irritate old women and expand the vocabulary of very small children.
R- You never know what is going to attack you in a strange area.
B- You leap away from all the wrong stuff, Buddy.
R- I did not run from the hay-jumper by the trail now did I?
B- If there was a grass hopper by the trail, it must have been sitting on THE RATTLE SNAKES TAIL, THAT WAS ABOUT 3 FEET TO YOUR LEFT WHEN YOU WANDERED BY.
R- Well it sounded like a bug.
B- I was just glad you didn't spook at it. Like you did at the stream.
R- But there was big water Beel.
B- It was a small stream, Ranger. Maybe 60 feet or so across.
R- Beel I am from Nee-va-duh. If you can not step across the river it is a HUGE DANGEROUS TORRENT.
B- We are in Kansas now, Toto. Small stream.
R- It was a huge dangerous horse drowning raging river.
B- It was barely 3 and a half feet deep, you pin head.
R- You are wrong Beel. The river went up over over your ears. I saw.
B- It went up to my ears because while you were lunging through the mud in a panic, you fell. And after I kicked free, YOU JUMPED ON TOP OF ME! That is why my hat and head went under!
R- Thanks for holding me up above the water Beel. I almost drounded. And I am NOT a "ice hull" like you sayed when we standed up.
B- Well, I lost Juanita's camera I was carrying and the map of trails we were on, so you got to carry my sorry wet tush for an extra 4 or 5 miles because it took a while to realize the trail we were on had veered off to the other side of the lake, and wasn't headed back. I about froze to death. And the cold I had been fighting got a good hold on me. AND IT'S YOUR FAULT.
R- Well I was much braver when we crossed the deep waters 2 more times.
B- I'm not sure it was bravery. I think you were too tired to try to lope out of the stream, so you just didn't trip.
R- Yes Beel. I was tired. Vacations are more work than work.
Friday, October 12, 2012
So Jealous
I answered the phone at the Lodge the other day and it was the Bionic Cowgirl.
Calling from atop her horse.
From somewhere in Kansas (I think).
I have lots of mean, awful things to say about that. But mostly, I'm just jealous.
I don't think I like this role-reversal, me up at the Lodge and Mom and Bill off gallivanting around on their horses.
Hmpf.
Calling from atop her horse.
From somewhere in Kansas (I think).
I have lots of mean, awful things to say about that. But mostly, I'm just jealous.
I don't think I like this role-reversal, me up at the Lodge and Mom and Bill off gallivanting around on their horses.
Hmpf.
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Friday, October 5, 2012
First Measurable Snow 2012
Yep, woke up this morning to an inch of beautiful snow on the ground. It wasn't horribly cold - about 26* -but I went out to check on the horses and found some happy faces, just like big kids with the first snow of the season. I needn't have worried.
Tonight when I went to feed we had had a couple hours of heavy fog - so I found frosty horses. The 'browns' looked like they had been to the beauty shop and had their hair 'tipped'. I hear it's supposed to be back in the 60's in a couple of days, after tomorrow's expected snow, of course. Just gotta love Colorado weather!
Back to trip planning. We are headed out on a horse camping vacation soon and I can't think straight; too excited to be traveling again. We haven't done any major trips in about two years - and the horses get to go with us - so it seems like I've forgotten how to do this anymore. I'm going through totes of camping gear, trying to decide what to leave at home! At least the animals are ready. Sophie Dog just got all her shots and a good well-vet check. The horses just got their negative coggins report and health certs; the trailer is finally current on plates. Now if I can just get the humans ready.
And to top off the excitement, we have some good blogger friends coming to visit soon! What a great way to transition to cool weather.
Bionic Cowgirl
| Queen Estes showing off her 'tips' |
Tonight when I went to feed we had had a couple hours of heavy fog - so I found frosty horses. The 'browns' looked like they had been to the beauty shop and had their hair 'tipped'. I hear it's supposed to be back in the 60's in a couple of days, after tomorrow's expected snow, of course. Just gotta love Colorado weather!
| May as well do the mane, too. |
Back to trip planning. We are headed out on a horse camping vacation soon and I can't think straight; too excited to be traveling again. We haven't done any major trips in about two years - and the horses get to go with us - so it seems like I've forgotten how to do this anymore. I'm going through totes of camping gear, trying to decide what to leave at home! At least the animals are ready. Sophie Dog just got all her shots and a good well-vet check. The horses just got their negative coggins report and health certs; the trailer is finally current on plates. Now if I can just get the humans ready.
And to top off the excitement, we have some good blogger friends coming to visit soon! What a great way to transition to cool weather.
Bionic Cowgirl
Thursday, October 4, 2012
An Old Friend
A friend came to visit last month, and brought nine of his friends and their horses to ride up here. We were supposed to spend a lot of time riding with them, but things didn't work out that way, so Bill rode with them one day and I opted to stay at the lodge. Neither of my horses were up to the length of ride over the rocky terrain; both had too short of hooves due to a lack of biotin in their current hay. Learned this only two weeks prior to their arrival; not enough time to get longer feet.
One of the riders couldn't make the first week, so she came the following week but didn't have a group to ride with. She did a couple days of longer rides with the wrangler that had come along, but was hoping for some more laid-back type riding, so I told her I would go out in the Forest with her one day, knowing I would have to borrow a horse. Now this friend, Ham as you know him, has always been more than gracious with sharing his horses with me. Saying the same about his horses is difficult to do; I have come off of a good many of them and not always fared so well. A little background: we are getting ready to go on a trip - a horse camping trip - and I was being EXTRA careful not to do anything to jeopardize this trip. Last year's trip didn't happen due to my broken elbow - from a friend's horse. Then I think about some of the things that have happened with this friend's horses. Hmmmm.
One bright spot though. One of the horses he had brought was an old friend of mine: a mare named Chula. Chula and I have a long history together, albeit a long time ago. When Jesse was just a little smidgeon I rode Chula a whole summer, having a great time with her. That has been ten years ago now, but Chula gave me a big hug when they arrived and I knew she would take care of me. So off I went with one of the riders and we had a spectacular time checking trails and watching the first of the turning aspen leaves. Now I feel like I have a new friend - the rider - and good memories with an old friend - Chula!
Bionic Cowgirl
One of the riders couldn't make the first week, so she came the following week but didn't have a group to ride with. She did a couple days of longer rides with the wrangler that had come along, but was hoping for some more laid-back type riding, so I told her I would go out in the Forest with her one day, knowing I would have to borrow a horse. Now this friend, Ham as you know him, has always been more than gracious with sharing his horses with me. Saying the same about his horses is difficult to do; I have come off of a good many of them and not always fared so well. A little background: we are getting ready to go on a trip - a horse camping trip - and I was being EXTRA careful not to do anything to jeopardize this trip. Last year's trip didn't happen due to my broken elbow - from a friend's horse. Then I think about some of the things that have happened with this friend's horses. Hmmmm.
One bright spot though. One of the horses he had brought was an old friend of mine: a mare named Chula. Chula and I have a long history together, albeit a long time ago. When Jesse was just a little smidgeon I rode Chula a whole summer, having a great time with her. That has been ten years ago now, but Chula gave me a big hug when they arrived and I knew she would take care of me. So off I went with one of the riders and we had a spectacular time checking trails and watching the first of the turning aspen leaves. Now I feel like I have a new friend - the rider - and good memories with an old friend - Chula!
Bionic Cowgirl
Wednesday, October 3, 2012
Quick Story
Just a quick story I heard years ago.
A guy ran into a bar one night. Wild eyed and shaking he ordered a double, slammed it down and ordered another.
The bartender asked him, "So, what's up fella? You look like you've seen a ghost."
The customer replied, "Something just happened to me. I... I just can't believe it. I was driving down that empty stretch of Highway 68 when my car quit running. Ran poorly for a couple minutes, and then died completely. It would start and run for a moment, but when I pressed on the gas, it would die."
He had another swallow and then continued, "I climbed out of the car and popped the hood. Suddenly, from the darkness beside the road I heard a voice." "It's your fuel filter" said the voice beyond the fence.
"I looked over and only saw a couple of horses standing at the fence line staring at me. No one else. I asked, "Excuse me?" and then one of the horses spoke to me! He said, " It's your fuel filter. Take it out, blow backwards through it, put it back in. It should last until you get into town". Then both of the horses walked away into the darkness." "I did as he told me, the car started, and I just drove to town!"
The bartender asked, "This about 15 miles west of town? White horse and a black horse?" "Yes!" replied the drinker. The bartender asked, "Which horse?" The customer thought a moment and said, "It was the black one."
The bartender said, "Man are you lucky. That white horse doesn't know BEANS about cars."
Bill
A guy ran into a bar one night. Wild eyed and shaking he ordered a double, slammed it down and ordered another.
The bartender asked him, "So, what's up fella? You look like you've seen a ghost."
The customer replied, "Something just happened to me. I... I just can't believe it. I was driving down that empty stretch of Highway 68 when my car quit running. Ran poorly for a couple minutes, and then died completely. It would start and run for a moment, but when I pressed on the gas, it would die."
He had another swallow and then continued, "I climbed out of the car and popped the hood. Suddenly, from the darkness beside the road I heard a voice." "It's your fuel filter" said the voice beyond the fence.
"I looked over and only saw a couple of horses standing at the fence line staring at me. No one else. I asked, "Excuse me?" and then one of the horses spoke to me! He said, " It's your fuel filter. Take it out, blow backwards through it, put it back in. It should last until you get into town". Then both of the horses walked away into the darkness." "I did as he told me, the car started, and I just drove to town!"
The bartender asked, "This about 15 miles west of town? White horse and a black horse?" "Yes!" replied the drinker. The bartender asked, "Which horse?" The customer thought a moment and said, "It was the black one."
The bartender said, "Man are you lucky. That white horse doesn't know BEANS about cars."
Bill
Sunday, September 23, 2012
Barely Made It
We had an hour to kill this afternoon.
Juanita and I finished the chores around the lodge, and had some time before the next guests came in. "Let's take the greys bareback around the block." says Juanita. "Sure. Sounds good." I say, and away we go, riding off on our towels to keep our jeans clean.
No cameras. We are just going around the block. Okay, it's about a mile and a half around "the block", but still, why bother. We're in town (such as it is) the whole way.
A little over a half mile from home, both horses stopped and stared up the hill beside us. "What you see, Washoe?" I asked. Then I saw it. A big black dog about 30 feet from us, running in the same direction as we were going. Paralleling us.
Oops, not a big dog. A small bear. Crap. Where is the big bear.
Oh-ho, that is what Jesse had spotted. The adult bear. And the OTHER cub.
I know the big bear was a female, because she was looking alert and concerned, where as a father out with a set of twins would look harried and bewildered. And maybe a little scared.
We were between the mom and her cub, even if off to one side, so I hollered at Juanita and we turned back and went back down the road 30 feet or so, so we were no longer between them, and turned to look.
The first cub had crossed to the road by this time, and soon the second cub got there and stopped in the middle of the road about 60 feet away to stare back at us. It looked for all the world like he was about to come up and investigate us closer, when Juanita hollered "Git! Go on!" He looked shocked and then ran away from the strange two headed horse that barked at him.
Mom quickly followed across the road and down the hill on the other side, while keeping a wary eye on us. We waited a minute, and then continued our walk.
Pretty soon, a mini-van pulled up next to us and the guy said out his window "Well, it looked like your horses weren't too worried about the bears."
I told him "I think I was more concerned than THEY were."
The towel didn't keep my pants clean.
Bill
Juanita and I finished the chores around the lodge, and had some time before the next guests came in. "Let's take the greys bareback around the block." says Juanita. "Sure. Sounds good." I say, and away we go, riding off on our towels to keep our jeans clean.
No cameras. We are just going around the block. Okay, it's about a mile and a half around "the block", but still, why bother. We're in town (such as it is) the whole way.
A little over a half mile from home, both horses stopped and stared up the hill beside us. "What you see, Washoe?" I asked. Then I saw it. A big black dog about 30 feet from us, running in the same direction as we were going. Paralleling us.
Oops, not a big dog. A small bear. Crap. Where is the big bear.
Oh-ho, that is what Jesse had spotted. The adult bear. And the OTHER cub.
I know the big bear was a female, because she was looking alert and concerned, where as a father out with a set of twins would look harried and bewildered. And maybe a little scared.
We were between the mom and her cub, even if off to one side, so I hollered at Juanita and we turned back and went back down the road 30 feet or so, so we were no longer between them, and turned to look.
The first cub had crossed to the road by this time, and soon the second cub got there and stopped in the middle of the road about 60 feet away to stare back at us. It looked for all the world like he was about to come up and investigate us closer, when Juanita hollered "Git! Go on!" He looked shocked and then ran away from the strange two headed horse that barked at him.
Mom quickly followed across the road and down the hill on the other side, while keeping a wary eye on us. We waited a minute, and then continued our walk.
Pretty soon, a mini-van pulled up next to us and the guy said out his window "Well, it looked like your horses weren't too worried about the bears."
I told him "I think I was more concerned than THEY were."
The towel didn't keep my pants clean.
Bill
Friday, September 21, 2012
Recipe of the Month: Camper's Cranberry Cobbler
This recipe can actually be made in an iron skillet over a campfire - or so they say. I have done it on top of the stove and in the oven in an iron skillet. Now, I just bake it in a 9" pie pan in the oven, for the same amount of time. I cut this out of a magazine many moons ago; don't even remember the magazine, but I cannot take credit for it. It just sounded like fun when I saw it!
Camper's Cranberry Cobbler
Topping:
1 c. water
3/4 c. sugar
2 c. cranberries
Boil water and sugar for 5 minutes. Add cranberries; cook uncovered until they burst (approx. 7 minutes at our altitude). Remove from heat.
Add:
1 teas. cornstarch
1 tablespn lemon juice
1 tablespn whiskey
Stir well.
Sweet biscuit mix:
1 c. flour
1/4 c. sugar
2 tablespn powdered milk
1/4 teas. salt
Combine dry ingredients.
Cut in 1/3 c. shortening or lard.
Mix with 1/3 c. water until moist and smooth.
Grease frying pan or pot. Pat the dough into the bottom, forming a shallow bowl. Pour in berry mix. Cook over low heat until dough is cakelike - about 25 minutes. (I bake it in the oven at 350* for about 25 minutes.) This is a very cheery dish for the holidays.
Tip: the time between Thanksgiving and Christmas seems to be the only time I can find fresh cranberries, so I buy many bags and toss them in the freezer, then use them in any fruit dish that needs a little color.
Bionic Cowgirl
Camper's Cranberry Cobbler
Topping:
1 c. water
3/4 c. sugar
2 c. cranberries
Boil water and sugar for 5 minutes. Add cranberries; cook uncovered until they burst (approx. 7 minutes at our altitude). Remove from heat.
Add:
1 teas. cornstarch
1 tablespn lemon juice
1 tablespn whiskey
Stir well.
Sweet biscuit mix:
1 c. flour
1/4 c. sugar
2 tablespn powdered milk
1/4 teas. salt
Combine dry ingredients.
Cut in 1/3 c. shortening or lard.
Mix with 1/3 c. water until moist and smooth.
Grease frying pan or pot. Pat the dough into the bottom, forming a shallow bowl. Pour in berry mix. Cook over low heat until dough is cakelike - about 25 minutes. (I bake it in the oven at 350* for about 25 minutes.) This is a very cheery dish for the holidays.
Tip: the time between Thanksgiving and Christmas seems to be the only time I can find fresh cranberries, so I buy many bags and toss them in the freezer, then use them in any fruit dish that needs a little color.
Bionic Cowgirl
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
Okay
B- Hey Ranger! I haven't had a chance to hang with you for a couple days. Lets go for a quick ride around the neighborhood.
R- Okay, Beel.
B- I don't have a halter, but I've ridden you around the corral with a loop of twine around your neck. Let's see how it works out of the corral.
R- Okay, Beel.
B- Let's trot up the road to the post office and back.
R- Okay, Beel.
B- That went very well. Lets try it again.
R- Okay, Beel.
B- One more time!
R- Okay, Beel.
B- Alrighty, now let's go up and stop at the corner.
R- No, Beel.
B- I said we are stopping at the corner, Ranger.
R- No, Beel. It is time to go home.
B- I said stop here.
R- No, Beel. We are doing dumb stuff over and over.
B- Stop...stop...whoa...halt...alto...QUIT MOVING YOU JERK.
R- No, Beel. Suddenly I can not remember what the twine around my neck means.
B- Okay you nit. We're back in the parking lot.
R- Good. Now we can go home.
B- How 'bout if we just stand here until my hands quit bleeding.
R- Okay, Beel.
B- So, why the big hurry to get back here to the lodge, you moron?
R- I knew you were very confused, and I hoped if I took you home, you would remember what we were doing. You know, when we were NOT running up and down the street like crazy dogs.
B- What?!?
R- You had lost your mind. I taked you back to the last place you had it so you could find it.
B- It was a TRAINING ride you turd.
R- Yes. And I hope you learned something.
B- I did. I learned not to ride you with a piece of twine around your neck unless I have a BIG STICK to hit you with.
R- You are mean.
B- You're disobedient.
R- Hmmmph.
B- Hmmmph.
R- Say Beel, can we go to the mountain tomorrow?
B- Sounds good. The daughter is coming up to ride Estes. I'm going to use a halter, though.
R- It will not help if you lose you mind again, you know.
B- Yeah, you're probably right. Sleep well, buddy.
R- Okay, Beel.
R- Okay, Beel.
B- I don't have a halter, but I've ridden you around the corral with a loop of twine around your neck. Let's see how it works out of the corral.
R- Okay, Beel.
B- Let's trot up the road to the post office and back.
R- Okay, Beel.
B- That went very well. Lets try it again.
R- Okay, Beel.
B- One more time!
R- Okay, Beel.
B- Alrighty, now let's go up and stop at the corner.
R- No, Beel.
B- I said we are stopping at the corner, Ranger.
R- No, Beel. It is time to go home.
B- I said stop here.
R- No, Beel. We are doing dumb stuff over and over.
B- Stop...stop...whoa...halt...alto...QUIT MOVING YOU JERK.
R- No, Beel. Suddenly I can not remember what the twine around my neck means.
B- Okay you nit. We're back in the parking lot.
R- Good. Now we can go home.
B- How 'bout if we just stand here until my hands quit bleeding.
R- Okay, Beel.
B- So, why the big hurry to get back here to the lodge, you moron?
R- I knew you were very confused, and I hoped if I took you home, you would remember what we were doing. You know, when we were NOT running up and down the street like crazy dogs.
B- What?!?
R- You had lost your mind. I taked you back to the last place you had it so you could find it.
B- It was a TRAINING ride you turd.
R- Yes. And I hope you learned something.
B- I did. I learned not to ride you with a piece of twine around your neck unless I have a BIG STICK to hit you with.
R- You are mean.
B- You're disobedient.
R- Hmmmph.
B- Hmmmph.
R- Say Beel, can we go to the mountain tomorrow?
B- Sounds good. The daughter is coming up to ride Estes. I'm going to use a halter, though.
R- It will not help if you lose you mind again, you know.
B- Yeah, you're probably right. Sleep well, buddy.
R- Okay, Beel.
Saturday, September 15, 2012
No Way
Guest came in this morning.
Was going to go on an all day ride at the livery across the street.
Said it was going to be a while before they could leave.
The horses were out on the highway again this morning.
REALLY?!?
My lord, people!
Gates.
Use 'em.
Bill
Was going to go on an all day ride at the livery across the street.
Said it was going to be a while before they could leave.
The horses were out on the highway again this morning.
REALLY?!?
My lord, people!
Gates.
Use 'em.
Bill
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